Josh Christensen

An awkward first date takes a turn for the worse when things get too personal.

Record store owner buys a box of used things and finds way more than what he was bargaining for

A gricky star planet girl follows a casting call into the Earth oven so she can fulfill her dream of getting inside of a VHS tape...to burn and inhale herself. Donald Farmer weaves golden webs with the cryogenic cowboys while the star planet gets heavier with razzling trash carnivals. The Carpet Muckers twirling gorches but the Garbites are way too hungry for karaoke flavored peanut butter screams.

Carson reinvents himself in Philadelphia to escape a violent past, while ignoring the disease that has followed him.

an angel is sent to hell on a mission from god

Vick and Tarstar are shooting their latest horror movie trash epic, Scarecrowed, with a cast and crew of punks, drug addicts, fetish models, and dumpster divers. Set back with extra hairy relationship drama, homelessness, lack of funding, and their crew members quitting, Vick and Tarstar just want to tell their story: With the right bucket, you too can buy your own hair cutting scarecrow made by the animatronic Goo Guys at the Scarecrow Factory.

Things take a turn for the worse when a down-on-their-luck band has a chance encounter in the pine barrens of NJ.

A mysterious coven helps unhappy wives murder their husbands. A deadbeat stoner turns a pizzeria into a video rental headshop, and a lost soul falls in love with a serial killer, in this queer romance cursed by black magic and the occult!

A secret of turning flesh into glass breaks down ____'s reality when she trips in the BBQ Salon, busting rusting immortal goop onto the faces of herself, Movie Star, and Character Name. Blasts party murder of self inflicting wads of death are in the agenda after a green amulet confusion, forever, until the wood chipper reveals the dusty trick. But who are these men with Gartan Galtar and why do they dance so preciously?

dracula needs more blood for his race car